I don't own the characters Fluffy Spamano, mentions of lemons/smut

When their relationship is on the rocks, Antonio and Lovino make a pact to leave work early every Saturday night and have dinner together. But what happens with the Southern Italian comes stumbling home, totally drunk and exactly five hours and thirty-two minutes late? (Also posted on my tumblr and fanfiction accounts.) (Spamano Oneshot/ DailyLife!AU/ SMUT, LEMONS, swearing, kinks, and the unconventional use of a tomato)

Flavio x Lutz dont like it go away.

Just some random one shots I write when I'm bored

Suddenly Feliciano, Gilbert, and Lovino are babies?? How will Ludwig be able to handle all 3 of these little munchkins?? (・.Ó ▽ Ò)ﾉｼ))

Give me a ship and I'll say my opinion!~

Ciao ragazzo/a! Welcome to my diary! Enjoy it, but don't tell my brother nor Spain. If you do, well...I guess we'll have to go scarf shopping!

Flavio: Ciao~! Ask away, raggazzas e raggazzos! Be sure to keep everything appropriate, and please don't pester us to update. Luciano: ...hmph. I don't even give a shit anymore. Just don't question our love lives, and don't dare make fun of Admin. She's not English, and she sometimes makes errors. Flavio: Enjoy, everyone! Ciao! *blows a kiss* Luciano: =_= Sì, ciao.

When your only options are the posh people you're paired with, who wouldn't pick that Spaniard over there?