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When an accident aboard a technologically-advanced space station leaves her with mysterious powers, Ellie Jobs must find a way to manage her new-found abilities. Everyone around her is afraid, the doctors are skeptical, and nothing will ever be the same. So, it is perfectly natural that Ellie would be...excited? After living a boring, normal, life Ellie is ecstatic at the possibility of being special. She can do things no one else can do, accomplish tasks deemed too impossible, and even save the world. She can be...a hero. This is the third story in a continuing series called: The Age of Heroes. Cover Credit: Lamestuff

District five tribute, Abbi White, is forced to be in the games with her love, Andrew Patton. Will Abbi and Andrew win the hungergames? Will Abbi kill President Snow? Or will she die trying?

A team of astronauts crash land on a primitive alien planet, millions of lightyears from earth. Hunted by savage megafauna and native tribes, they must band together to survive. What they discover there will change everything they know about what it means to be human. This book is being written collaboratively by four authors, Taran Matharu, Jason Kucharik, Stephen Landry and Penegrin Shaw. http://www.wattpad.com/user/TaranMatharu http://www.wattpad.com/user/sxcore http://www.wattpad.com/user/PenegrinShaw http://www.wattpad.com/user/JasonKucharik For more info, character bios and illustrations, please check out www.startwritingabook.com