welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx

(AU) Underneath the noses of the (SPD) Shiganshina Police Department, gangs organize crimes secretly under one teenager's directions. Armin Arlert is a very smart 17 year old who knows how to get what he wants and when to keep his emotions in check. But there's also a part of him that never wanted to become a crime lord. The position had been passed down through generations with high expectations, how could he turn it down? No one, besides his close friends, know that even though he is surrounded by people who would willingly lay down their lives for him, Armin feels alone. How will he deal with the people that want to take him down? ----------------------------------------------------------------- ------This is my first AOT/SNK fanfic, so I encourage criticism but no trolls please-----

Sweet Nightmares will contain Urban Legends, myths, ghost stories, scary stories, cryptids, etc. This will also contain creepypasta, horror games (video, RPGs, Mods & actual horror games you can play.) Will contain my personal opinions on movies, videos, anything and everything concerning this genre.

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

This is my book if quotes by my favorite YouTubers! I dont own any of the names or people! Nor youtube it self! ENJOY'

Just some quotes from some YouTubers *Contains a bit of swearing. Don't read if you don't like that.

What will happen if the SnK Characters finds out about this site called "Facebook"? Do you think Levi will spam the news feed with "Where the hell is my windex?!" Or Eren spamming the news feed with "TITANS. EXTERMINATE ALL OF THEM!!" Find out and I hope you will enjoy this. The characters belongs to Hajime-sensei..

This is basically a book of random stuff from the Undertale fandom There will be oneshots, reader-inserts mostly- And a ton of other stuff Including an ask/dare-box- I'll tell you who's in those when they open but yeah I'm not promising anything serious in this Probably a lot of swearing A lot of shouting Enjoy ;)))