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Lost in the woods after her parents died on a camping trip, 5 year old Bella wonders through looking for food and shelter. After a few short days of searching, she meets Esme who takes Bella to her house to care for her. Not fond of the idea, the others try and convince Esme to bring Bella to an orphanage or somewhere other than there. After meeting Bella for the first time, Rosalie quickly changes her mind and becomes protective over Bella like a mother.

Isabella was moving from Phoenix to staying with her stepdad in Washington, Forks. but she's NOT really a human. she's something between vampire and human. it's not only her secrets. not at all. she's has a lot than that. ex, she's a real daughter of Carlisle and Esme Cullen.

A girl named Bella Swan that married into an actor named Edward Cullen whom had an arrange marriage with him..They Fall in love with each other and get to some points that they needed to be separated from each other because of their different work.. They had some problems as a husband and wife..And will do anything to solve their problems.. "Soulmates are soulmates, they can be separated, but not permanently.." £0√€, ∆UTH0® The Sequel is called "Running Away" ✉✏✉✏✉✏✉✏✉✏✉✏✉✏ BOOK 1 : Destined to be Together BOOK 2 : Running Away BOOK 3 :The Run Away's Destiny Others : Temporarily In Love

Bella is a slave in the Volturi palace. Never been shown any love or kindness, Bella meets Edward Cullen when he comes for a vacation with his family and stays with the Volturi. Love, laughs, and danger all mix together to create a story about a hopeless man who calls himself a monster and a fragile girl who jumps at her own shadow.

Runaway teen Isabella Swan faced a abusive childhood. Her mother murdered her father in front of her. But what happens when the Cullen's find her in a ditch barely alive? Will the Cullen's let Bella stay with them? Will her mother come back for her? Read to find out. A/N I do not own any of the characters except the ones I made up. Happy reading twihards!!!

Bella moves to Forks to stay with her dad, Charlie. But in this version of Twilight, it is for a totally different reason. Bella is a vampire. And living with her mother in the sunny city of Phoenix is not good for someone like her. After suffering from a vampire attack two months earlier, Bella must learn how to adjust to the vampire life in Forks. How will everything turn out in, Bella's Twilight?

What would Twilight be like if Bella already is a vampire? Will they still fall for each other? What if Bella is the strongest vampire alive? This story is about Edward and Bella, Bella is already a vampire but she can change her look, and make her look more human from the inside and the outside. Bella has different powers, her two personal powers are: mental, physic shield. She also have a magnet, she can copy every power she comes near. She has worked for the Volturi for a while but she didn't like the way they lived. To her is human blood gross, she hates the taste of it, so Aro told her he knew covens who lived on animal blood. Animal blood is for her just like foor us all sweet stuff/candy together. Bella has lived for a 100 years and she was changed when she was 17. Now she is movng to Forks to start a life as a 'normal teenager' What I forgot to tell you is that Bella isn't fully vampire, she's a vampire-angel. Not a dark angel with dark wings, but a white angel, with pretty white wings. Her story? Bella will tell it herself.

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The promised visit of the Volturi came sooner then expected for my family. Instead of a wintery war we were getting one under the midnight sun. This would be the beginning of the end for some and the beginning of a new life for others. Only we didn't know who would win and who would lose. This is the final fight for freedom, for my families lives.