I've expected myself to be absolutely okay with couples. The only problem is shipping; it causes me to nosebleed over a ship. -Ninja [Third Book of Ninja's Boredom Books]

I've expected myself to be normal. The only problem is life; it ruins everything. -Ninja [First Book of Ninja's Boredom Books]

I've expected my life to be natural like everyone else. The only problem is fandoms; it sucks me away from life. -Ninja [Second Book of Ninja's Boredom Books]