Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Copyright, 2013.© Keira Cristalls is a bitch. A down right, spoiled, cocky bitch who's bad side you don't want to get on. She is the only daughter of multimillionaire George Cristalls and takes advantage of that pretty well. She parties every night and doesn't do relationships only one night stands. But what happens when an accident brings her face to face with Zayn Malik, the totally hot, totally cocky bad boy from One Direction? Well lets just say they don't get off on a very good start, a terrible one to be honest. There is absolutely no one who can make Keira more infuriated in a matter of minutes but still, there is this weird attraction towards one another. Add a jealous ex, a fake relationship, five completely insane boys, a lot of pranks and a heart attack and what do you get?I don't know, you'll just have to read to find out. And right about now I'm going to be terribly cliche and say, there's a thin line between love and hate, a very thin line.

Josephine Marie Laken is a girl who just wants to be the perfect daughter to her parents. She craves to bring home perfect grades, even though it stresses her out to no ends. When she agrees to tutor a student in History as a favor to Mr. Harbors, that will also help raise her grade, she didn't know just what she was getting into. And she wondered; if I did know how everything would go from there on, would I have changed anything? Or would I have walked straight down the road of ruins anyways?

Haley Morris is just a normal girl. One night she's stuck locking up the club. She opened the door and BAM! The next thing you know there is someone lying on the ground. He begins getting up and she recognizes who she just hit. "Hey are you-" Copyrights ©_AyeeKristinith_

"But we all know I can make anyone fall in love with me." "Anyone huh?" Louis nodded. "Well let's make this interesting with a bet. I bet you that I can make you find someone who won't fall in love with you." "Do you know who yet? Stanley looked around until his eyes landed on someone. "Yes." "Who?" "Harry Styles." ---------- Harry is quiet. He never stirs trouble. He doesn't want to cause anymore problems in his already-ruined family. He doesn't have friends because he doesn't want people to know how bad his life is. Louis is the typical pampered rich boy with a large penis. He would literally shove that thing in any one to feel something. Anything. He enjoyed being loved, but could never seem to love back. So when a bet is made, Louis has to make Harry fall in love with him. Harry make Louis feel things without having to have meaningless sex. It was only a simple bet. © larrywanks

The world I live in is different from yours. Why? My world was taken over by vampires. I know what you're thinking. Vampires don't exist. They do and this is my story.

[NO LONGER ON WATTPAD] When you put a good girl and a bad boy together, you get a love story. But when you put two hateful, conceited teens with history together, you get a whole different situation. Lauren Worthington is well known an Oakland High. She's popular, a straight A student, pretty, and the role model daughter, except for the fact that she gets in trouble pretty often for her attitude and blowouts with Seth. Seth Chandler, pretty much the opposite of her. He's bad, a straight F student, violent, involved in numerous illegal activities, and the type of son no one would ever want to have (unless they were on drugs). Except for the fact that he's incredibly attractive. But they both share some things in common: Their hatred for one another, & the fact that they're both so confident- they're cocky. With a turn of events, the principal gives her an offer she can't turn down. Leading to the discovery of something she just can't seem to let slip. Welcome to the ONE and ONLY guide of 'How To Blackmail A Bad Boy'. ✃ ✁ ✃ ✁ ✃ Copyright © 2013 by Lillycoolest1. ✃ ✁ ✃ ✁ ✃ If you're looking for something with crude humor, you're in the right place.

So, what happens when a young teenage girl gets a job as One Direction's guitar player for their tour? Well, it ends in love, relationships, tears, pain, friendships gained and broken, and enemies and alliances made. She and her band mates get spiraled into the realistic truth of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. *NOT FOR YOUNG READERS*