101 puns that will get you through the day

Read the title. You don't need a description. People these days . . .

"This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge. At the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours. All emergency services will be suspended. Your government thanks you for your participation." DalPalWeekes 2015/16

You can read it if you want, but it's kind of an inside joke with me and a couple other people that's based on a comment I made in a story. It's shit, but have fun reading it if you want lol :) The year was 1789 and George Washington had just been elected the very first president of the United States of America. He loved his wife Martha, or so he thought, but what happens when he begins to develop feelings for his Vice President, John Adams? Is it just the stress and pressure of running a country that is getting to George and making him feel this way, or is it something more? And how will John react when George decided to test his feelings out late one night as they're working hard piecing together new bills and laws? Find out in--- An All-American Love Story

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((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits come from smoking behind the art block with Jamia, who he reckons is on her path to being the next Lindsay Lohan. But then, things really do change, because perhaps Jamia's matchmaking abilities aren't quite as shitty as Frank reckons, and perhaps this 'social gathering' he's dragged along to, does have some benefit to him after all. And perhaps, Frank will draw a face to the name of Gerard - Mikey's older brother, who really despite living in the same town, is worlds away from the reality Frank's stuck in. And on the subject of the unlikely, will Mikey ever finally figure out that Alicia Simmons really doesn't give a fuck about croquet?

4 heroes to save rock and roll. Who will rise and who will fall?

It is not a secret that Justin Timberlake is just a reject. He was just an outcast and no one seems to like him. He have a friend though; Jimmy Fallon. Could friendship turns into something more?

Hiya! So, for starters, this is not in anyway a way that I am trying to disrespect any of the grumps at all. This purely for enjoyment purposes. (Also not that in my story Arin and Suzy are just friends, please.) I've noticed that there are not many Egobang fanfictions at all. And I decided that wasnt okay, so here I am. *Also credit to the artist of the picture used as the cover. I was unfortunately unsuccessful in trying to find them.*

One of your best friends, Tyler Joseph, had texted you one random day to come over to his house, telling you nothing except to "look nice". When you arrived, you never expected to meet Tyler's other best friend, Josh Dun. Both of you later found out Tyler had invited you both to his house at the same time on purpose. Now knowing you were one of Tyler's favorite "ships", both of you decided to become friends and nothing more. Want to know what happens next? Read to find out! ||Highest Rank: #155 in Fanfiction||