"Can you see me?" "No, you asshole, I can't see anything," Or the one where Luke's dead but it doesn't matter because Ashton's blind anyway.

"I lost my virginity to a hot rock star on his tour bus, while the rest of his band and my little sister slept. Holy crap." Ashton whispers. Michael grins. "You're welcome." The one where Michael, Calum, and Luke are in a rock band and Ashton sort of ruins everything

michael never got over wanna-be-junkee ashton. or Two ex-lovers reunite. Everything feels different, but nothing has changed.

Where Calum has the worst luck around Christmas and ends up staying with Michael.

The one where Michael watches over Seventeen, who no one has ever met before. ((Mashton/cake mainly))

Calum resorts to leaving open mouthed kisses against Luke's neck, muscles tight under his lips, and slips his hands up. His fingers dig into Luke's lower back, pushing his lower half away from the wooden door and into Calum's. Luke's lips drop open again and his hands lace tightly behind Calum's neck. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Or the one where Luke prays the gay away, Calum waits for him, Michael crushes everyone's dreams, and Ashton thinks the bible is fanfiction.

Ashton is an angel, cast down to Earth from Heaven, where he just so happens to meet the one and only Lucifer, otherwise known as the most beautiful angel ever, cast down to Hell and given the name Satan.

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

The one where Michael's an art teacher that really could not care less about his job, Calum's a gym and health teacher that never seems to be actually teaching, Luke's a math teacher that encourages his students through candy, and Ashton's a science teacher that takes everything (including his shiny shoes) way too seriously.

There's a small ding and a burst of static on the overhead PA system at Walmart, and then, "Could the four teenage boys in the baby department please stop climbing in the cribs to "test them out?"" Or the one where Calum and Ashton are both assholes and then Ashton gets pregnant.