i got sick of writing out all my theories to my friends, so i decided to make a book. these theories range from celebrities selling their souls to the devil, the US government to pop culture in general. if you have any you'd like me to post feel free to message me! DISCLAIMER: all of these theories are just theories, not facts. i am in no way trying to harm any businesses or a persons reputation so government, illuminati please don't come for me.

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