Is it just me or do I have a lot of weird things in my house that were either mine or just random junk. Read this story to find out the things I have in my house

I do sports lots of them figure skating, swimming, track and field, and dance. A lot on my hands plus I go to ASD which they load me up with homework. When I am doing none of the above you can find me as the world's laziest person in America (maybe not the world). I am pretty lazy. Here let me tell you about times that I really did not want to do anything or just was to lazy to do it. One, have you ever dropped your pencil again and again while doing your homework? well what I do is I get another pencil that is in reach but not the ones out of reach. When there are no more pencils left to use and they are all on the ground I usually ask my cousin to pick up like about 20 of them and then I drop them again and again and again and again. Two, when you drop your book or something off your bed or your couch I usually groan and try to reach the book, remote, or whatever without moving out of your comfy position. Solution just call my cousin (she's like 14 or so I think. yea I'm a horrible cousin). Three, at the store when you can't reach that bag of chips. Just grab something from a lower shelf that doesn't break and throw it up at the chips you want. Four when people say that I am lazy I just respond I am not lazy I'm just on energy saver. Five, when your mom says make your bed in the morning I am not up to that so just say to your mom I'm just going to mess up the covers again when I go to sleep. Six, doing homework is the worst part of my life and probably everyone else's life. If your have lots of homework an your too lazy to do it any time soon that is why you have study halls! Seven, when I am hungry and there is no food in reach just or no chips to snack on just keep food on your body or next to you and you have food! (I love food). Finally if you are just to lazy to do anything just find any excuses not to do it so you can "save energy" and be LAZY! and let yourself free!!!!

Noish! yelled Ishmael. His little sisterish Ishena had askedish for his iphoneish. The Bubbleishes live in Ishvill a very ishy ishvill. The Bubbleishes decidedish to goish to a carnivalish. Ishmael wantedish to ridish the ride that catapults you 100,000 million feet up into the sky but Ishmael was too short for the ride because the Ish species doesn't pass the height of 4ft 5in and the Bubbleishes were dumb enough to go to a regular human carnival. Ishena was was an odd Ish because she grew up to 5ft 4in. So Ishena was able to rideish the Catapultish. The Bubbleishes spent the day just going on rides ment for 3-6 year olds. Because Ishmael's father was a chemist he decided to make a potionish that make the Ishes grow taller. While the Ishes stayed until Ishena was done with going on the rides Ishmael and his father went home to work on the potion while the mother stayed to wait for Ishena. When the two arrived home Ishmael was holding a potion in his hand. From Ishena's point of view it looked like an alligator chopped up and mixed with the element uranium. Ishmael just deniedish and said it was only lemonade with red food coloringish. On the count of three the Ishes excluding Ishena drank the potion. They started to growish, but their bodies onlyish grewish like an inchish. The Bubbleishes were desperate to get big like Ishena and ride the carnival ride that regular humans ride. That night the Bubbleishes were all sleeping when they started to grow. The next moring the Bubbleishes went to the carnival and every one ran awayish. When they looked into the mirror they relized they had turned into Caramel Sivanisish. Caramel Sivanis were the Ish specie's worst enemy. Now with their Caramel Sivani bodies they at least could infest peoples bodies like Caramel Sivanis. While all this happenedish Ishena escaped to the regular human world and went to her real home. You see Ishena was a real human her name reallyish was Ava was now happy and free. The Endish

Caramel covered Sivani is a very caramelly covered Sivani. When I eat the caramel Sivanis I think of the chocolate covered Sivanis that Neha invented. I like to stare at the caramels and see the little Sivani laying there just probably thinking of ripping my guts out when my mouth melts away the caramel. I then think, she can't attack me because the caramel Sivanis get squished down my throat then it gets dissolved by my stomach acid! But you'll never know because caramel Sivanis can choke you when it goes down your throat. Any way caramel Sivanis are very delicious then not delicious at all because when the caramel part melts away the little Sivani is left on your tongue and that is when it takes its opportunity to murder you. Caramel Sivanis have good source of protein and vitamin d and k(which is vitamins death and kill). After the saliva covered Sivani pulls all you teeth out then it makes you swallow you tongue. That is when your life is over because you can't eat any more. Well Sivani now goes into your body and lives on the remains of your body and when it is done with your body it goes to murder another innocent person's body. The End (While body covered Sivani is in your body)

Once upon a time in Objectvill where everyone like to bully each other. Rocks stayed away from paper but gladly bullied scissors, while Scissors gladly bullied paper and paper bullied rocks. Piper the paper was a small and humble little piece of notebook paper. Piper loved nature and love to go out and study nature but she could only study the plants inside of her house that his mother grew. When the summer was over Piper discovered she was moving to another school. Piper being very kind and humble said to herself I can make a lot of friends at my new school. So on the firs day of school Piper was chased by so many scissors until she found a group of papers gathered together. She went up to them and all they did was turn her down and bully her just like the scissors did. After three days of the is bullying Piper's rescuer came. His name was Sam the scissors. Piper was scared of Sam at first but Sam explained that all the scissors bullied him so he was left alone so the two became good friends. Two days past and Piper and Sam were walking to Piper's house when they saw a little rock being bullied by other bigger rocks. Since paper could over rule rocks and scissors were afraid of rocks Piper stood up and chased the rock bullies away. The rock's name was Ryan. After Piper introduced Ryan to Sam the three became the best of friend and that friendship spread to all of Objectvill and there was not a single bully left in Objectvill until Caramel Sivanis came to Objectvill. dun dun dun! The End

Jason's Dad tends to sleep walk and it is Jason's job to keep him safe from all the places he goes in the house and possibly outside in the crazy 50 below 0 weather.

This is what I do basically every morning. Just to let you know I am always just bla and disgusting

Magic Apples in Canobie Lake Park that vanish you into another demention and then it give you magical powers. Ok I wrote this when I was about 6 and I wanted to publish it so here you go.

This is a story about a little cupcake that get horrifically eaten and dissolved by the stomach acid of Neha Chava.

This is a story of my school day.