"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

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*** THIS IS THE OG 'MR GRUMPY' HOWEVER I AM IN THE PROCESS OF RE-WRITING IT AS A NEW BOOK, THIS CAN BE FOUND ON MY PROFILE, CHECK IT OUT XOX *** Somehow I managed to get myself lost in 3 minutes. I mean I know I don't have good concentration but its pretty impossible to get lost that quick you know? Well not for me. But on the bright side, I met a hot, angry, slightly scary guy. So it's probably not that bad. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't but you know what? Who cares? ◆◆◆◆ Meet Anastasia Wilkson, she's very optimistic, gullible, clumsy and naive. She thinks the world is made out of Rainbows and Unicorns. She is always smiling at the littlest things. Now meet Adrian Miles, he is always angry, he hardly smiles but gives out an occasional smirk once in a while. He is also a total hottie that is always looking for a fight. He has a dark past that he hopes stays buried. What happens when these two meet? What happens when Adrian's dark past catches up? Read and Find out★ BTW this Book is Cliche as Fudge. PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND COPY MY WORK!! THIS IS MY OWN FUDGEN WORK. SO PLEASE DON'T BE A DOUCHE FACE AND COPY MINE WHEN YOU CAN CREATE SOMETHING BETTER. Cover made by the lovely @Me_For_President_ Highest Rank- #17 Teen Fiction OH MY GOOOODNESS

~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?