WARNING!!! DO NOT leave your child at Walgreens. Lincoln will kidnap it....

Erika and the crew of the courier ship SoHo just want to earn their dime and enjoy the fruit of their labor, but they have to navigate an entire universe of bad cliches to do it.

A first person narrative inside a high-functioning zombie's head as he weighs up how to procure his meal (little girl, teen boy and grandfather) from the zombie hoard that has just arrived with the same idea. I am planning on lengthening this story by 2-3,000 words. What else do you think should happen? Anything else you want to know about?

Hell has surfaced England. A horrific epidemic with no cure spread across the UK, the walking, flesh eating dead. The Carr family are convinced the only way of survival is to head for the safe protection of England’s Royal Marine headquarters. The only problem is the Carrs’ live in the north east and the Royal Marin base is located in Plymouth, the south of UK. As the Carrs’ trek to the south, they let nothing stand in their way and show no mercy; but after James Carr, the man of the family kills a defenceless couple they find at a petrol station, his only child and daughter Rose feels the need to save willing people to make up for their lives; and it doesn’t take long till the Carr’s come across an attractive 17 year old boy wandering by himself... A journey of 406 miles, should take them seven hours. Will they make it?