The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

I Hate Donald Trump

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...

He's Just a Friend ((USUK))

"Excuse me!" A loud obnoxious voice says from behind Arthur. The omega jumps in surprise quickly spinning around. "I'm so sorry sir! What would you like to order today?" Arthur exclaims apologetically. He looks up making eye contact with bright sapphire blue eyes. The alpha grins, his blue eyes somehow getting bluer a...

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1902)

Dracula (1897)

Famous for introducing the character of the vampire Count Dracula, "Dracula" tells the story of Dracula's attempt to move from Transylvania to England, and the battle between Dracula and a small group of men and women led by Professor Abraham Van Helsing.

The Three Musketeers (1844) (Completed)

The Three Musketeers (French: Les Trois Mousquetaires) is a novel by Alexandre Dumas, which recounts the adventures of a young man named d'Artagnan after he leaves home to travel to Paris, to join the Musketeers of the Guard. D'Artagnan is not one of the musketeers of the title; those are his friends Athos, Porthos an...

That is All I Ask

USUK, Revolutionary war. Imagine your little brother leaving you, betraying you. "Don't leave, Alfred..." Imagine your big brother trapping you, treating you like only a child. "I want freedom, Arthur." Characters are property of Hidekazu Himaruya, author of Hetalia. If the cover art is yours, please tel...

Bad Kitty

Chat noir X Keira

Wolf RP

Ever wanted to be a wolf? Ever wanted to seek out your inner animal? Then this is the place for you. Wolf RolePlay #394 in RANDOM - Thu. 7/27/2017 #505 in RANDOM - Tue. 7/25/2017

My dragon and werewolf mate

If you read this, be warned. I wish you luck. Read this and take your fate. Take the fate of hiding this. I pray you are of kind intentions.

Vicious the Killer-(a Jeff the killer love story)

Vicious is not an ordinary teen. She believes herself to be one of the most weirdest and psychotic people in her home town. But in her thoughts and dreams, she sees this man.. Jeff the killer to be exact. Not long after, reports in the news paper identified a killing spree broke in her town. She wonders if it could po...

Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought...

A Psycho's Journal

This journal will take you into the mind of Tasha Elina Willis. Her journal was her only real friend and she wrote down everything that happened in the days past. And I mean everything, from how she felt that day to the gruesome murders of her classmates. And everything else in between.

100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...

Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!