100% Accurate biology lessons, with everyone's favorite biology teacher!! Peaked at #999,999,999,999 in comedy on [DATE REDACTED BY THE CIA]

Check out my rules on other stories before you request! Fake texts with the losers or cast XReader (either Bf/Gf or Bff) No ships :/ sry REQUESTS: OPEN!

A fanfic about two incredible things, Thomas the Train Engine and Shrek. I love both of these things dearly and just had to make a fanfic about them!

INCOMPLETE The world never seems to work how we want it to... until one day someone walks through the door.