"C-mon Puddin, don't ya wanna rev up your Harley?" Harleen was a "normal" person. That is until she met the clown prince of crime, the Joker. Little did she know she would soon become one of Gotham's most dangerous criminals and the sidekick/girlfriend to the Joker. However her relationship with the clown isn't always lovey dovey which is something she will learn very quickly. (This book is in based on the SS Harley and Joker with a little bit of the Arkhamverse thrown in there. Also, I do not own any of the characters in this book. They all belong to the big daddy, DC comics.)

He has green hair She has blue and pink hair He has a maniacal grin on his face She's always bruised He has crazy tattoos She's branded They are both crazy and in love Joker and Harley Quinn the perfect couple "The Crazies" The Joker is a patient in the decrepit Arkham asylum , where the worst and most psychotic people go . A kind doctor named Harleen Quinzel begins to tend to the Joker and they instantly fall in love , they escape and he makes her just like her but everything comes with a price ; including their happiness !

A Harley Quinn origin story. In which Margot Robbie's Doctor Harleen Quinzel is seduced by Jared Leto's joker. ~ "This was a genius, a parasite, a manipulative psychopathic clown with every mental illness in the book- but heck. I'd always taken interest in the... eccentric." ~ Note: This fan-fiction was written before the release of most plot details/promos and the movie itself, therefore, some information may be slightly different from the final cut.

Continuation of Gotham high? More like Arkham high! This series finally has its own tumblr as of 2017: https://arkham-awaits-you.tumblr.com/

You've gotta watch out for the quiet ones and they hardly come quieter than shy but pretty Harleen Quinzel. New to Gotham City, the fledgling psychiatrist is starting her career by assessing new intakes at the infamous Blackgate Prison, a place so dangerous and ugly it makes the rest of Gotham look like a garden in springtime. Clashing immediately with the head doctor, Joan Leland, doesn't help. Let's face it-there's very little in her life to make her smile, let alone laugh. However, on the upside, she is starting to meet people. There's her new neighbor, Slade Wilson, a handsome and mysterious older man-and he finds her just as attractive. Although they definitely have chemistry, he is kind of lacking in the sense of humor department-and then he's also so secretive about his profession. Then on Christmas Day, like the best present ever, she meets someone new. Someone who makes her laugh. Someone who really cracks open her shell and brings her out of the grey, dismal mood it seems she's been in forever. So he's not conventionally handsome, with his green hair and his really, really pale complexion-what does that matter? He's got a wonderful sense of humor, he makes her pulse race, and is he ever a stylish dresser. Only problem is, he's a new intake and a probable mass murderer. Is this some kind of a joke life's playing on her? And how can she believe he's serious? And then there's Slade, who is not the kind to give up easily. He's been away, busy with a squad with suicidal tendencies, but he promised to come back for her.

Harley is kidnapped, what will her Puddin' do? Story based on Harley Quinn and Mr. J's story, but the idea is mine. May contain smut (because I'm a dirty birdy). You have been warned. Enjoy

Harleen Quinnzel does not belong in this school. Everywhere she turns theres sure to be chaos but chaos can be good every once in a while. We now have a tumblr as of 2017!: https://arkham-awaits-you.tumblr.com/

"What about all the people he kills ?" "It is just a joke!" I replied smiling "We will see if you will be laughing when it's your turn" The twisted love story of The Joker and Harley Quinn [I do not own any of the characters or their stories all rights belong to DC comics]