[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.

*takes breath* Ooh boy. This is it. The Bandfic. Prepare. Your. Butts. Btw this is about my highschool concert band class, for those of you who might be confuzzled at first. Don't blame the confuzzled people; everyone gets confuzzled sometimes.

You. Yup you. Come closer, 15 souls have something to tell you! Come take a ride into the mind of 15 mindless wattpaders. They're ordinary, but we all have our uniqueness, our special traits, don't we? Hilarious Jokes? Check. ✔ Randomness? Check. ✔ Awesomeness? Hell Yeah It's check! ✔ From quotes, rants, short stories, to basically anything and everything! @BiggestCollabEver presents their first project: "15 Wattpaders, 1 Epic Book. Cause our lives weren't random already."

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!