Precisely a loose conglomeration of reprehensible puns devised by the fandom community. the cover art is by wi-fu.tumblr.com!

While exploring the wonders of Gravity Falls, Dipper Pines discovers a certain someone collapsed in the woods. When the individual awakes, Dipper realizes that he has no memories of who he is.

(Side note: I got annoyed with the ugly ass cover being my story so I made a new one, I'm still not updating lmao.) Hello, my name is Alexandra Rose Howell. I was adopted by Dan Howell (as you can tell by my name) and this is pretty much my story. TADA! (Fyi, this is a fanfiction (note the word fiction) so its not fully realistic.

✖Before you read this, please know this book is very confusing and unrealistic at parts. Please no hate, this was my first book✖ If you watch big brother 16, have you ever wondered what will happen to Zankie?