Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

In this book you'll finds some facts about Harry Potter characters that you probably didn't know. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing

"Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. We will always remember you." "After all this time?" "Always." // Amazing Harry Potter Facts! // I don't own any of these characters. I'm just a fangirl that became overly obsessed with harry potter

Some people say Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Us Potterheads prove you wrong. Find out the reasons inside.

So you all can know what the bookacorns are about, and how to become one! Enjoy!

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

*major edits happening, please be patient. Also, I'm really bad at updating, sorry* Leo Carté is a shy, unfathomably awkward kid. "How is everyone here so fast and quiet? Is that part of the program, a 'How to be ninja' class?" Catherine Ruin has been described as overly peppy with a temper by some of her friends. "Super doughnuts!" Mauve Palmer is a goof and super sunny, but don't mess with her friends. "If personality traits and stereotypes were colors you would be a rainbow." Sam Veil is quiet and described by some as terrifying, a bit of a computer nerd, and doesn't talk much; but when she does it's almost a guarantee you'll be creeped out. "You guys don't track your friends whereabouts?" Ruby Desantis is a peace keeper, and loved by parents. "Just because I try to talk it out most the time doesn't mean I'll hesitate to kick your butt if you mess with my girlfriend." Jazz Meadows is quiet, not as quiet as Sam most the time, but quiet. "You know if they mess with me I'm perfectly capable of hitting him in the face with a shovel by myself." An odd group in an odd place. What happens when one gets a letter, four "move away," and the last is determined to stay together? Cover made by @sarahthebookacorn :-)

Ellie James, a 16 year old girl gets in a bad accident, and is put in a coma. She wakes up in a mysterious world with strange creatures known as the, Star People. She soon meets someone the same species as she is. She tries to help the Star People win a war that may help her, and her new friend get back home.

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!