"How have you not fallen in love with me?" "Easy, you're a douchebag." Dialogue Story [1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]

From "those shining orbs" to "doing it with a complete stranger whom he met at a bar", these moments have been noticed by me, and I've seem to notice that these moments have been repeatedly mentioned in a fanfic or an imagine. (This is also in dedication to @snugglenarry, who inspired me to do this book) (Please note: I do NOT hate One Direction. I AM OBSESSED with them. So, don't get the wrong idea) Hope I made you laugh or something. Enjoy! :D