Rule #1: Never be alone, have someone always with you, no matter where you are. Rule #2: Don't acknowledged their presence or you'll give them the satisfaction of them scaring you. Rule #3: Always, and I mean Always have a crucifix with you no matter where you are. Rule #4: Pray every night, every day, when you eat, and when you sleep. Keep faith. Rule #5: Don't let them get to you. They'll destroy your sanity and everything you believe in. They'll break you down until you're nothing. Rule #6: Lastly, don't be afraid. ***EDITING IN PROCESS (IGNORE THE 'EDITED' THING AT THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTERS, THE ONLY CHAPTERS I HAVE EDITED ARE ONE AND TWO)***

This is a book of some of my favorite jokes. The purpose is to make people laugh. Most of the jokes are not mine and I don't take credit for them, I just feel like they should be shared!

Some are of the mind, some are real, all had impact.

All kinds of creepypastas and scary stories Don't own any.

Short stories that are somewhat scary. Some are creepy. Some are funny. Some aren't believable. But almost all will give you chills.

A game book where I show things that seem dirty minded but isn't. Leave a comment on how poorly you did. 1 being that you do not get it, to 10 being you have a dirty mind.

I have written some (because im swag :P) lol have fun getting to sleep tonight! vote/ comment/ read love you all!