**WARNING** I wrote this a while ago now and I really don't like any of it. Expect poor writing and character development. Sorry in advance. * "Dan, can you stop that, it's really weird," I protested, trying to shuffle away but instead I felt myself being sucked into his magnetic gaze. Suddenly, I was centimetres away from eyes. What was going on? What was Dan doing? It was beginning to feel a bit spooky now. I desperately wanted to get away but I was being pulled into a black hole and there was no escape. Why was he being like this? What did he want? Why did I- Next thing I knew, Dan's lips had melted against mine and he was kissing me. Shocked, I stayed motionless, eyes wide open and my hands glued to my sides for a second. I had no idea what was happening. Before I even realised what I was doing, I was kissing him back, wrapping my arms around his shoulders and closed my eyes, enjoying the sensation of his lips against mine... **Sort of based on Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen**

Ellie is a part time stripper, she's not proud of it, but it's what she does for money. It pays the rent and food, so all in all, it isn't that bad. She's hired for a job for someone's 22nd birthday party, and obviously, she goes. How else would she keep her job? When she shows up, she finds it's none other than Dan Howell's birthday party, yet he had no idea there would be a stripper. Dan is a YouTuber. Turning 22, time to break out the Taylor Swift song, right? Well, if you thought that, then you'd be wrong. He wants to spend his 22nd birthday lying alone in bed alone. No one around to talk to, nothing. After all, he is trying to deal with depression right now, and YouTube helps a bit, but there's still something missing.

You meet Dan @Uni and stuff happen....

Dan Howell has been your best friend since forever! You are so comfortable when you are around him but you have finally realised that you can't stay in the friendzone for much longer as you are crazily in love with him and something tells you that he feels the same way. But with Dan's career becoming busier and more distractions getting in the way of your relationship, will you manage to escape the friendzone and if not, will things ever be the same again? Find out and enjoy ;)

DISCLAIMER AS OF MARCH 2017: i wrote most of this over 2 years ago when i thought i was all that and was still very young and kinda cringy but still, i hope you like it !! -- daniel james howell. the one who's always trying to get you in bed with him. every girl at ashlen high is in love with him and slept with him, trying to win his heart. everyone except you and friends april and franki. he's the bad boy- who lives next door to you. and he's trying to get your attention. one faithful night dan and his friends have a party. but when you catch him in your room at 1am is moment your life gets flipped upside down by a certain brown eyed bad boy. things happen in the process including a serial killer and a few other mishaps.. will you survive the rest of senior year or get caught up in dan? © marissa| spideyhoco 2015-2016 started: september 14, 2015 completed: february 15, 2016

"treat me like a princess, fuck me like a prostitute." started 12/27/15

Book Two Continuation of Psychotic

"Then the rest happens and I meet you and I'm not alone. So, what I want to say is thank you. Thank you for making me not alone." :. she was always alone. then one day it just so happens to get the wrong number. the wrong number, as it turns out, is actually the right number. how else could christine make such of a good friend as dan?

"I didn't want to fall in love, not at all. But at some point, you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it." Ophelia Burns, called Fee by her friends, is a 23 year old YouTuber living in the heart of London with her friend of the same profession, Kayla McBride. They soon became friends with the infamous Dan and Phil, and all it took was going half way across the world to do it, at the huge YouTube convention VidCon. Feelings will arise, but will anyone have the courage to act upon them? cover by lauraj-rose

What happens when, famous YouTuber, Dan Howell's flight gets canceled and he asks for help from a random girl? Is she an ax-murderer? Will she murder him in his sleep? Will she poison his food? <><><><> So yeah I started this at like 1 am to help me get to sleep and it turned into this. Huge thank you to @pencil_pirate for helping me edit this monstrosity and thank you SO SO SO MUCH to @gruntle for the BEAUTIFUL cover!!!! *completed* Yes in heavy editing so things will change sorry but parts suck and I hate how they are. :/