Painfully poetic descriptions of a depressed person's life. *every single poem in here is my original work. I am very proud of my ability to turn my pain and suffering into art, so if you steal any one of my poems I will probably cry. Also, I'll sue you. So, yeah....be intimidated.

Dr.Harleen Quinzel is a respected doctor at Arkham Asylum, well known for her intelligence and kind personality but much like everybody else in Gotham she has her secrets. When given the opportunity to 'fix' the joker she cannot help but intervene....however with her already on the brink of madness could this push her over the edge? I do not own any of Dc comics and most of these characters belong to them (more of my own will Join the story later on!)

❝I heard you're a player, so let's play a game. Let's sweet talk, let's play fight. Let's talk 24/7 and tell each other good morning and goodnight. Let's take walks together, let's give each other nicknames. Let's go on dates and talk on the phone all night long. Let's hold, kiss and hug each other. And whoever falls in love first? Loses.❞ ● ● ● What happens when you're crushing on your childhood sweetheart, but instead, you're dared to date the school's most ass-holic playboy? You accept of course.

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

All hell breaks loose when Audrey Lancaster's ex-boyfriend comes from the other side of the earth to haunt her with their cringe-worthy eighth grade relationship memories and ultimately tries to win her back, despite her super hot soccer-star boyfriend who is ready to fight for her 24/7. ▪▪▪ Part of The Purpose universe. Can be read as a standalone without the other books in the universe. [ Teen Fiction #186 ]

"Sometimes, the prettiest eyes hide the darkest secrets." ~•~ Violet Ellison and Blue Menzies are the bestest of friends and the cutest of couples. They had forever. Or so they thought. Until Blue's family moved to Italy for good, and left Violet without any goodbyes. They find their way back into each other the way they first met. A doll named Emily. ~•~ I have big dreams on this book :3 But chances are, I'll give up on this book even before I finish it. Just like the others lol. But I had this planned out and shiz already, so I guess all I need is your warm support! Sincerely, Author ♡

Previously known as Lights,Camera,High School. Alexis Taylor is one of the biggest superstars Hollywood has seen till date.She's got it all, the talent,the looks and fame which she wouldn't give up for the world. But when she's given an opportunity to star opposite Hollywood's Heartthrob Cole Walker in a project where the both of them have to go undercover in a regular high school, she can't possibly say no. She's spent most of her life playing the mean cheerleader or the nerdy new girl who falls in love with the most popular and athletic boy who every girl wants. Now finally given a chance to see all those stereotypes in real life,it's something she just can't miss. But she's in for a real surprise.In Greendale High School the cheerleaders aren't even close to being mean,there is not a nerd in sight and the popular boy can't flirt at all and is no where close to being athletic. After all it's easy to pose as someone else but it's almost impossible to be candid.

"Let me make you a deal. You tutor me so that I pass high school with...well not flying colors because I'm not that smart, but you know with good enough grades so that I can get out of high school." "And what exactly do I get out of this?" "Simple: You tutor me and I tutor you." "For what?" "To be a cheerleader. It'll be like an assignment. Let's call this Project Pom Pom" *~*~*~*~ Meet Elizabeth Andrews. A nobody in her school. Her friends= 0, her social status= 0, her GPA= 4.0 (the only thing in her high school life that's more than 0). Like every cliche nerd she's in love with Tyler Matthews. Gorgeous, athletic, funny and a total asshole. And like every girl Lizzy dreams of the day Tyler's gonna realize that she's the one for him but here's the truth people: it ain't no cliche fairy tale. And the reason is because Tyler Matthews dates cheerleaders. ONLY them and Lizzy is no cheerleader. Until the head cheerleader makes her an offer she can't deny. The deal is simple: Lizzy tutors her and in return she tutors her. To be a cheerleader. And this is how their..uh..project (I guess?) began: Project Pom Pom I'm not good at description and I'm pretty sure that this sucks but please do give it a try. I swear it won't be half as bad as the description. Oh and if you're looking for a typical nerd and bad boy cliche then do not read this. It is not a typical cliche love story. This is more than a love story, this is a story about finding yourself.

currently on hiatus "I want you," Mr Ross said slowly as he paced and the room, "to come up with a piece of prose taken from a famous author. But." He stopped, "I want you to add your own spin to it." He looked at the class and smiled, "you have two minutes." We all got to it. After two minutes he called out 'times up.' He scanned the class to pick his victim and finally settled on, "Noah." He looked unbothered as he lifted his head up from the table. "Read yours out please." He signalled to the piece of paper in front of him. Still, unbothered he picked up the paper and cleared his throat. He glanced at me then began, "Lilo... light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lee-Low: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Lee. Low. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing five feet six in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Willa at school. She was Willow on the dotted line. But in my arms, she was always... Lilo." He finished with a blank expression on his face, turned his head to look at me then rested it back onto the desk. The whole class stared at me but I couldn't help but stare at him in awe. *~*~*~* {this extract has not been published but will be in the upcoming weeks} - this book is berry humorous. The extract makes it seem like it's not. Also, NOT A CLICHÉ LOVE STORY. - All characters and sub characters you will meet are of different races unless described to be Caucasian #weneeddiversebooks. - Sidenote: I've lived in England practically all my life so trying to write American English can be hard. sorry :) - PLEASE read the author's note instead of commenting and trying to make me appear to be stupid because I won't hesitate to make you feel stupid yourself :) - Cover made by the bootiful @moonxriver, I can't thank you enough❤ Please vote comment and promote, I love you all and happy reading!xo Highest Ranking, that I've seen!: #25 Humour - 2-Oct-1

❝I can't abandon the person I used to be, so I carry her.❞ _________________________________ Sophia Brava, high school's former nerd is back to get revenge on high school's spoiled rich brat and bad boy, Noah King. She's back and she's hot and sexy as hell, she has tricks up her sleeves Noah won't see coming. Like they say, never mess with satan. __________________ WARNING: GRAMMER MISTAKES AND FIRST FEW CHAPTERS NOT MY BEST BUT IT GETS BETTER LATER ON Cover by : Me Highest Rank: #88 Teen Fiction (9/4/16) #8 What's Hot | projectbadboys (5/9/17) #11 What's Hot | weareteenqueens (5/9/17) #1 What's Hot | spreadgirllove (1/5/17)