this book is pretty much what it says in the title. it's a book about smut. ALL KINDS! BDSM, boyxboy, Larry (Harry & Louis), daddy kink, and many others too. Enjoy!! requests and suggestions are welcome!!

Bottomlinson: suck me off NiallHorny: Um I'm straight??? Bottomlinson: that's not wat Zayn said (; [Honestly I'm a loser and I want to write a text speak book with just a bunch of fucking ships] Lowercaps intended So many ships: Hemlinson, Ziam, Zarry, Nashton, Narry, Malum, Ryden, Coliver and More xD All rights reserved 2016®CockyLilo you steal my story I'll eat your soul *rawr*

hello my name is Conchobar and i dont know why people keep making fun of my name :(

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Luk Hemmins is an average australian boy. He's in a band called Five Seconds of Summer. They make YouTube videos  and somehow the famous pop-star Neil Huran looks at one of their videos and becomes a fan of them. What happens when One Direction ask them to tour with them? (Very Bad Grammar Used. You Have Been Warned.)

"In most fairy tales, princes and stable boys don't usually have much to do with each other, and in the kingdom of Alluria, that was no exception. Once upon a time, however, a particular prince and a certain stable boy did meet, and here is their story." NOT MY STORY! BELONGS TO @alittlebitmorelarry ON TUMBLR :)

This is my amazing book of fandom quotes. These are from pretty much anything however I usually do children and young teen books as well as Disney and other movies. So if you love your fandoms please read my book. I hope you like it. Current rating:- 13th Highest rating:- 2nd in Random as of 25/10/15

AU. Niall chat with boys over the internet, pretending to be a girl. With a fake name, Niall keep in touch with Liam, a bloke from his school, but Liam thinks he's talking to a girl from another country. Liam is slowly, but surely, falling for the girl. Niam! (with a little Larry at the side)