Rock, paper, or scissors. Which one will you choose? #StopSummersberry

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

To Riley, boys like Asher don't fall for girls like her. She's the average girl, with nothing that makes her stand out. Asher is the boy who everybody wants to be friends with. He's reckless and headstrong. So, what would a boy like Asher be doing with a girl like Riley? "Let's do this."

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

❝I could go on for hours about how adorable it is when you're concentrating and your tongue sticks out, how your hair falls into your eyes and you brush it back but it falls again, how your nose crinkles when your laugh at my corny jokes, how beautiful you look without any make up. I love you, and that's all there is to it. I love you now and I will always love you - until the end of time.❞ //Cover by: @nataliaharmony//

What happens when the famous Hollywood celebrity, Mike Nor, comes across the short tempered Ashlyn Demoir? Not smiles and sunshine, that's for sure. These two are worse than Coke and Mentos put together. Yet, Mike is willing to go to the extremes to get her, so she could fall head over heels for him, but for the sake of preserving his reputation and monstrous ego. Why do they even bother to stick around each other? That's for you to find out. How did they get here? Get caught up in a unique blend of murders, blackmail, scandals with a drop of humor, and a little fun, and you'll find yourself tangled with them in 'Want a Kiss I'll Give You a Punch'. [Highest Ranking: #591] [#ProjectBadBoys] [Amazing cover made by @cockyy-]

When she pulled her book out of the shelf, a little piece of paper fell out too. It read 'what do you think abut Daisy' clearly referring to The Gatsby. Eleanor thought about it for a few minutes, and scribbled down her thoughts. 'I think she is selfish. She had a rich husband that gave her everything, but she still wasn't happy. Her dissatisfaction was beyond a joke. She should have either stayed with The Gatsby, or been happy with her husband.' Eleanor wasn't aware as to who she was even speaking to, but she didn't care either.

COMPLETED The existence of grammatical errors, misplaced words etc. is exorbitant as the majority of the book had been written when I was 13. Read at your own risk. - - - "He was standing there in all his glory while I was standing here in all my ...nakedness..." The sentence that you have just read could exactly describe the situation I am in. - - - Have you ever been put in a situation in which you can't speak, think or move? Well, I had. And it wasn't in front of anyone, but in front of the school's supposedly bad boy. Hooray me, am I right? I am one of those outsider girls, who doesn't like to associate with anyone, and, on top of that, a so-called teacher's pet, too. Although that didn't seem to stop the bad boy from taking an interest in me. Funnily enough, he wasn't the person to initiate a conversation by simply approaching me. That was in no way possible, of course. It's a lot more complicated than that... Well, actually it's not that complex... He saw me naked, that's the reason... - - - CLICHÉ STORY! Contains cursing and/or swearing. IN THE COURSE OF HEAVY EDITING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CHANGE SOME OF THE PLOT. The book is a work of fiction. Nothing had really existed, happened or is really happening. #4 in Teen Fiction : January 18 2016 Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked. Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved to Aira Sakae.

[ completed - 17/3/14 ] [ undergoing slight editing ] [ Wattyawards2014 ] [ featured on the Wattpad Official account's Summer Beach Reads list ] Autumn always knew she was named after the wrong season. She lives for the summer months, desperate for a "perfect summer" like the one she's read about in books. Her chances aren't looking good. Tired of the same people, places, jobs, and boys, she resigns herself to her boring life. And then she meets Jake. Autumn and her friends make a plan for the perfect summer, one of friendship and first love. But if Autumn gets her head out of the clouds long enough, can she see what's really in front of her? [ Humor #387 // Romance #658 ]