Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.
But, like I said, maybe she might just be my only hope to get Jordan. "Okay, so what exactly do you have in mind? What am I supposed to do?" She gets extremely close to my face and says, "Sleep with Jordan." "WHAT?!?!" Okay, this bitch for sure crazy. Because I'm pretty sure she's not actually using my definition of s...
