why tf you reading this shit [ ⁹⁹.⁹% ˢʰⁱᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ-ᶠʳᵉᵉ ! ]

gerrd the gren teletubbi wuz walkin arounde teletubbi lande and met sum1 who wud chnge hiz lyf 5evr this might be the worst thing you have ever read.

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

Oh this? It's laced with ᵍᵃʸ

Sequel is out mfs [ ⁹⁹.⁹% ˢʰⁱᵗᵖᵒˢᵗ-ᶠʳᵉᵉ ! ]