❀❀❀❀❀❀ "That doesn't even make sense." I shook my head, bored out of my mind. "Does it have to?" He let a grim, fraction of a smile appear, before absurdly dismissing the conversation from the air with the flick of his mitts. Focusing back on the Patriots' game, he moaned in delight whilst crunching down on my hard earned Fritos. "My house, my rules. Go get me some macaroni." For once in a millennium, I didn't have a comeback. The bottom half of my jaw fell, and I stared at the bundle of malice curled up on the couch, just to make sure I was hearing right. He'd surpassed my plan. He found the loophole, the way around being made fun of by the other fitness jocks and most of the student body. 'Til next September, I am his slave. I thought I was a step ahead of him, but turns out, he was two steps in front of me the whole time. And he knew it. ❀❀❀❀❀❀ B E A U T I F U L cover art done by the talented and gorgeous @ElliMau Humor #35 Teen Fiction #52 12|2|13 © Copyright 2013 No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher

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Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

A/N: Newly edited version which has been tweaked a bit Hailey's life has been pretty normal and trouble free so far. If you categorise growing up with your all-male neighbours trouble free... After coming back from Australia to the US of A she comes back to more than just her home. She comes back to find that the McLane's have know grown up into a family of 9 boys ranging from super hot to just plain adorable. What do you do when you're thrown back into the chaos that the McLane's call normal life? How do you deal with living among a male-dominated household? Is there a way to make a waterproof camera NOT water proof? Hailey may not have all the answers and she may be wondering these exact questions herself but join her anyway as she goes through the ups and downs of being a teenage girl hopelessly stuck in a life that's anything but normal.

Girls. Eight of them. And I got to live with them. No, my parents weren't killed in a car crash. And no, they were not joining the army. The reason that I was going to stay with all these beautiful creatures was because my mother and father had nowhere to leave me during their summer "vacation." Vacation however, for my parents, means traveling the world... while working. Because the basic thing here is, is that my parents, Jessica and Edward Oliver are workaholics. Sure, I've always had nicer, more expensive things than other people, but what good is that when the relationship with my parents consists of one word conversations and nods of the head? And I was okay with that. Why? Because for the next three months, I was going to be surrounded by eight females who were not related to me. ***** This is a brand new story, inspired by Living With The Walker Boys, by knightsrachel. Enjoy :) All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

How do you go from being a social outcast to one of the most popular girls at school? You live with the Gorgeous Bentley Boys of course! Jaycee has no friends, she's picked on, she's bullied on a daily basis. Why? Because she's not popular, because she's clever, because she's not society's idea of beautiful. Her life is turned upside down when six gorgeous boys turn up on her doorstep. Together they help her embrace who she is, get her life back on track and their ultimate goal is to boost her social status. Can the Bentley Boys do it? Or does Fate have other plans?