Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

HORROR / SHORT STORIES - (Currently Undergoing Heavy Revisions) The following stories will feature 101 psychopathic individuals as they leave their gory mark on the world around them. In these stories, the villain always wins. There are no happy endings here. Everyone dies. These stories are purely HORROR, and reflect what I feel a horror story should be. WARNING! The following stories may be to intense for some readers. The crimes and murders depicted here are extremely graphic. There is massive amounts of VIOLENCE and GORE. These writings are not intended for the faint of heart or those with a weak stomach. I will probably cross the line more than once. Mature audiences only please. These stories are RATED PG-13 but the scenes within should not be taken lightly. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Mixture of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd drafts. WORK IN PROGRESS.

"To be honest, none of us really belong anywhere, but we're all outsiders and outsiders tend to band together like their own island of misfit toys." -Violet Zykin, Flowers. Marie thought her heart was okay. Derek thought that he was alone. Violet thought that being subordinate to her sister didn't bother her. Shamshad thought that he could survive his parents expectations. Rose was sick of being 'perfect'. What happens when all their lives are changed? ||RATED PG13 FOR STRONG LANGUAGE, TOUGH TOPICS||

Ich bin jetzt seit einiger Zeit auf Wattpad und manchmal wünschte ich beim Lesen einfach, dass Gott mir die Macht verleiht, Autoren übers Internet so richtig in die Fresse zu schlagen. Da er meine Gebete wohl oder übel nicht erhört hat, schreibe ich hier mal die ganzen deprimierenden Fails zusammen, die ich finde. Ich freue mich immer darüber, wenn ihr mir Gastfails zukommen lasst, also was ihr findet mit eurem Kommentar dazu. Jeder macht Fehler und ich will hiermit niemanden angreifen oder verletzen, auch ich selbst mache oft Fehler. Der Name der weiblichen Hauptperson wird von mir immer durch Chantalle ersetzt, um einen Hauch von Anonymität für die Autoren zu wahren und wenn ich FanFick schreibe, ist das 'ck' Absicht ;) Viel Spaß beim Lesen <3 Lg, Alma Instagram: d.oim P.S.: Wir haben gerade Platz #42 in der Kategorie Zufällig erreicht *-* (20.11.16)

Those hot summer nights when the only thing to do is have an adventure.

I'm sorry if others don't like it, but I'm making an effort here! I WILL MAKE PEOPLE LIKE PERONA IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!!! *cough* *cough* Whoa, sorry! Got a bit carried away there! THE AMAZING COVER IS BY 7Panda7!! YOU ROCK GIRL!!

The confessions of a lunatic..

K Project Fanfic- Isana Yashiro wakes up on the outskirts of Shizume City, and he's lost his memory. Again. Only this time, he remembers himself as Adolph K Weissman, First and Silver King. He remembers nothing of his adventures with Neko, Kuroh and his suicide at the hands of the late Red King, Suoh Mikoto. To top it off, somehow the Colorless King entered Suoh's dead body, reviving himself as the Red King. The rest of HOMRA finds him and takes him back in, noticing nothing unusualy about his behaviour in the beginning. When the truth starts to emerge, the Colorless King tweaks his ability to take over another's body, using it to turn HOMRA into an army at his disposal. Shiro must put together the bits and pieces of his memory and stop this madman, with the help of Neko, Kuroh, SCEPTER 4, and a quirky new character: Natsuka Yumi, short tempered vassal of the Yellow Clan, Poison. I do NOT own any of the characters from K Project featured here, save the ones I myself have created. The rights for the original characters belongs to GoRaxGoHands