Frank Iero hates children, with their high-pitched voices and tiny little hands. But of all of the children that irritate him, Ms. Way's kindergarten class is the worst. And of course, that's where Frank is stuck volunteering for the next two months.

The Disneyland parade has evolved into an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza and Brendon wants to be part of it. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of opportunities for the guy who sells knick-knacks by the park gates. Enter Ryan, the parade's current star attraction, who might just have a plan to get Brendon everything he always wanted. (jacqui-hw on livejournal)

"What do you mean you like someone?" Dan declared Phil shrugged blushing a little "I did not mean to say that"

Kickthepj added danisnotonfire to the chat Amazingphil: yo Whos dis? Danisnotonfire: hi I'm Dan. Kickthepj: Phil stop talking like you're a gangbanger. Danisnotonfire: nice to meet you Phil :D - Where Dan is added to a groupchat and finds another lil gay boy that takes his interest.

AU: Everyone is born seeing black and white. You start to see colors when you first kiss your soulmate. Dan and Phil get completely wasted at a club and wake up seeing colors. Neither of them remembers what happens. update from the author, 2 years later: this shit is cringy and rushed as fuck i'm just warning you guys now i started writing this when i was 14 please pardon 14 year old me because i'm sure she's sorry for the things she has done

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

Dan Howell takes up a opportunity to travel halfway across the world to be an exchange student. Phil Lester is appalled when his parents decide to tackle the challenge of housing an exchange student to 'straighten him out' from his aggressive teenager ways.

"I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

as fluffy as your favourite feather-filled pillow :)