If you're googling this essay, you probably waited until last minute to do your homework. You're welcome, glad my 9th grade essay helped so many of you LOL. Do me a favor and throw votes on my other works thanks lolol.

i bet you can relate ;)

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!

These are based off zodiac horoscopes from tumblr and stuff

Zodiac sign randomness! What signs do at parties, the signs' fatal flaws, and all that jazz. (#AquariusFTW)

𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘴.

This is a book with all the zodiacs...Fandom edition!If you don't know your zodiac here is all the zodiacs and their dates: Aries:March 21-April 19 Taurus- April 19-May 20 Gemini:May 21-June 20 Cancer:June 21-July 22 Leo- July 23-August 22 Virgo-August 23-September 22 Libra-September 23-October 22 Scorpio-October 23-November 21 Sagittarius:November 22-December 21 Capricorn: December 22-January 19 Aquarius:January 20-February 18 Pisces:February 19-March 20 I hope you found that helpful and you enjoy the book!Love you,guys!Bye!

zodiacs in correlation to the musical 'hamilton' ( IMPORTANT: THIS BOOK WILL BE TAKEN DOWN ON JULY 15TH, 2019 )