This is a collection of chapters from my [Sans x reader] fanfic, Can You Hear Me? but from Sans perspective. Before reading this, I suggest you take a look at the main story, as this one will be based on the votes I get for the different chapters and probably won't make sense otherwise. It's been a few years since the barrier was finally broken by a human named Frisk, finally releasing the monsters back to the surface. They were all settling down well, finding jobs, learning about the surfaces history, and integrating themselves in the new culture that had started since their appearance. That's what most monsters were doing, anyway. Sans was a different story. Though he was happy everything had worked out in the end, and that the monsters were back on the surface, he was having trouble finding anything that really interested him up there. But that suited him fine, he thought, as long as everyone else was happy. That is, until he met (y/n). By some chance, Mettaton had been working with the rising star (y/n) Heir, and by another coincidence, dragged her along to one of the get togethers the gang had at Papyrus' house. That's the night everything changed for the group of friends that rallied around Frisk, and, that's also the night things got a lot more interesting for Sans on the surface. (Disclaimer on the cover: this is simply how I, the author, imagine (y/n) Heir. When I draw her, this is simply the design I use. Feel free to imagine her however you like, as this is a Sans x reader)

Press your fingers together, zip your lips shut, and throw away the key. Once it's time to be free, go fetch that golden key and speak. Unless someone stole your golden key and threw it in the depths of the Black Sea; your nightmares and worst fears. ---- "Even if it kills me a second time." ---- The series- First book: "Lost in Despair" -Finished Second book: "No More Time" -Currently writing Third book: "Can't Hang On" -Work in progress

Yandere!Underswap!Sans x Shy!Reader And some Papyrus x reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- He was so sweet, so innocent. All he loved doing was cooking tacos, listen to his brothers puns, and try to be friends with everyone. Then you're pushed down a hole and end up in this strange new underground. After seeing you, his sanity breaks. Instead of making tacos, he loves hearing bones pop. Instead of listening to his brothers jokes, he bathes in blood. Instead of making friends with everyone, he kills them. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "You can't escape. Not now. Not ever." -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Sequel to ending D: Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x reader) Sequel 2: A New Life A/N edit: Apparently, I like this word cute. Oh, and, under a bunch of editing. A/N edit two: OH YEAH, and very cliche! XD

*Discontinued* This is the original version of Can You Hear Me? in it's unedited form. Monsters were back on the surface! But not everyone was happy with the change... though you aren't one of those people! Happy as a (relatively) popular singer, you were oblivious to the growing discontent. That is, until you met Mettaton's friends! The eventful evening changes your life in more way then one, but where you'll end up you don't know just yet. P.S. I do not own Undertale! If I had to give this story an age rating I'd say maybe 14+ or PG 13 I do use swearwords, there is violence, and there may be topics some people aren't as comfortable with. Of course nothing is stopping you from reading, just do so at your own discretion and know I've given you fair warning.

So, like I promised. Here you all go. I honestly don't see how Error can have a dick though... Hmm...

Sans X Reader. You just went through a dungeon, got a goat mom, now you enter a cold snowy forest. What's next?

The barrier was lifted, the monsters were free but not accepted; hell broke loose, the wars were resumed. The monsters had no choice but to retaliate to the human's advances. Resources were scarce, the earth seemed unhabitable and the only way to survive was through violence. You lost all hope when you were forced to comply to such vile doings; being left alone by your family loosing them to a friendly fire during an escape. You were all alone; until he came along. ☆Violence, Cursing, Sexual Themes☆ ☆Gender-Neutral Reader☆ ☆Slowburn☆

Been hoping that you'd drop in... A Sans x Readerfemale lemon Happy early holidays, babes!

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