Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Millie Doherty doesn't understand people- or rather she can't understand them. Millie is special, but she fails to see how incredible she is. When she looks at herself she can never get past the fact that she is autistic, and fails to see that she is fiercely intelligent and has an in impeccable imagination. After the death of her mother, Millie begins to find life very difficult. And that's when she discovers the Cloud Nine Hotel Specialists who have offered escapism from reality since 1982. As Millie becomes more and more entangled in the world she has created, she becomes unable to separate reality and dreams. Millie goes to cloud Nine to escape her deepest fears and sorrows however when she meets Danny- the literal boy next door. Everything, she knows begins to change. Can Danny help Millie realise that she can't keep running away from her problems? And can he be her saviour and help her face them? ________________________________________________________ NB: This amazing cover was made by @Dumbledora thank you so much, I love it :)

What if everyone thought you were insane? What if technically you were? What if you knew you weren't? Tuesday has been labeled insane by everyone that sees her. Why? She is. She sees things and people who aren't there. She hears voices, and along with it, nightmares about things that shouldn't even be possible. But when she meets someone who actually believes her story, everything changes. She learns a truth about herself that could cause her whole life to shatter into a million pieces.