Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Pastel!Dan is in an abusive relationship. One day his boyfriend hits him in public and Punk!Phil steps in and stops him. ~~trigger warning~~ Domestic abuse Not finished and most likely never will be.

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. "Fag, Disgrace, Goth." Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. (Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU) WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do. Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

"Marinette Dupaign Cheng! WHAT do you think you're doing?" Chloe yelps, walking over to Adrien and hugging him tight. "Hello Adrikins! Just one second while I get rid of her." She struts over to me, then points an accusing finger at me. "Just what do you think you're doing, talking to Adrikins?! You don't deserve to be in his presence, let ALONE talk to him! You shouldn't even look at him, because you're such a Loser!" Disclaimer:I do not own any characters in this book. Cover by ExoAlienVV