If you don't like the subject "sex" then turn around now. If not, read on. Me and my friend wrote this story. ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

One fateful day, (Y/N) loses their Diet Mountain Dew within the corridors and endless classrooms of Ouran High School; and so begins the amusing story of (Y/N) and Kyoya Ootori. [A collection of one shots with intense continuation between them.]