Sherlock? Holmes? He died didn't he? Didn't everyone see it? Well, no. They tell people endlessly what they THOUGHT they saw, but really Sherlock is in no way dead. In fact, as his dear John Watson was crying over him dying, Mr Holmes was a long, long way away solving a case for a mysterious man in a blue box. Isn't it always the way?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

THIS STORY HAS BEEN ABANDONED PERMANENTLY. SORRY FOR AN INCONVENIENCE. When my mother was a little girl, she had an imaginary friend. And when she grew up, he came back. He's called the Doctor. He comes from somewhere else he's got a blue box called the TARDIS that' bigger on the inside and it can travel anywhere in time and space. She ran away with him but their adventures ended. But he came back, sixteen years later, he came back for my mother. Only, he didn't find her. He found me. At Hogwarts. My name iss Kessandra Annabelle Pond and I ran away with my mother's imaginary friend.

During her 7th year at Hogwarts, Hermione is intrigued right from the start by the new Astronomy teacher, Professor John Smith. This strange man has captured all her attention and she seems to have done the same to him. As the year goes by, talking to someone on a more intellectual level becomes something of a drug for her. Letters from Ron become less frequent and conversation with John are more often. The student-teacher wall falls to allow a great friendship to form. But Hermione’s feelings are much more than that. She is falling for the wizard with the metal wand. But an affair isn’t the only thing happening is the castle. Strange things are happening to Hermione that even her great mind cannot explain.