Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

You've probably read those stories about the damsel in distress who makes the hero swoon. They fight, they think the bad guy isn't actually a bad guy - but plot twist - her dad is actually behind it all. * cue dramatic gasps * Well this is a different kind of story. My name is Scarlet Walker, I was just released from a level 5 maximum security prison facility for super powered teenage delinquents. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't released because I did my time, I've been selected for a government team the people have been calling : Faction Five. They take supers from prison and use them as puppets. So I guess I won't be blowing up the city any time soon - unless I want my head blown off. I know what you're thinking ' wow badass spy missions, secret government hacking and jazz, that's so cool ! ' WRONG ! They put me and my team in school. Which - in my opinion - is much MUCH worse than spy missions and risking my life. The food is almost as plastic as the girls. I doubt I'll survive long enough without killing someone to complete my mission and have my prison sentence appealed. • • • • • •