The Mild Depression of Kennith Simmons [Book Two]

a shitstorm of Communications memes (Also sponsored by subway)

10 Reasons Not to Fall in Love

Elizabeth Blackburn is the perfect young girl...for an action movie. Don't let her pointy spectacles and mismatched socks fool you. This scholarship student will strangle you to death if it means keeping her place at Star Lake Private High. It's a mystery as to why the popular Vincent Richardson ends up publicly...

The Eight

*NOTE* This story is mainly about me and my friends so I'm sorry to any of you who don't know me and are confused. Also it's REALLY bad since I wrote it years ago. Please don't judge my account solely on this book. Eight friends, all completely normal, have their lives turned upside down when they go on a camping trip...