A list of all the most annoying Dumb Fanfic Moments to exist, collected in a handy rant from yours truly

My name is Melody Higgins. Where have you heard that name before, you might be asking? Well my dad is Paul Higgins, bodyguard and manager of the world wide, top of the charts boyband One Direction. People think I'm so lucky to have connections to One Direction but in reality I've never even met them. But that'll all change very soon and my life will be turned upside down. Let's hope my dad doesn't hear about this...

Blazers, polos, plaid shirts, varsity jackets, and red pants... all because of one little dare, a bag of carrots, and a kiss. «»«»«» Written By : @lillybird10 (Kat) Cover By : @lillybird10 (me!) [Don't take this story seriously. It's not supposed to be realistic. Also please ignore typos. I don't have time to go back and edit them all. Sorry.]

This is the story of a girl who one day is happily walking home from school when she is kidnapped by the one and only- one direction. (COMPLETED WITH SEQUEL) WARNING: Wrote this when I was a carrot/fetus to writing so be prepared for it to be pretty poop!

"Life is a funny thing. The moment you think you've gotten everything right, something comes along and turns it upside down" the now famous Zayn Malik, once stated. Reece is an average girl, with average grades, and an average life. When the unexpected happens she's suddenly friends with the hottest boy band in the world, finds love, and has problems thrown at her left and right. Welcome to a world of camera flashes, rumors, love, and One Direction. All Rights Reserved © spraythesun (aka xAmberr_1Dx) // None of this has been edited due to lack of time, so please bear this in mind because I have quite a few typos and mistakes about context and I will get round to editing it when I have time, thank you. //

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