"To be a villain is to be a minority, a black and white stereotype packaged into a box marked 'keep away, toxic.'" Bitter and dry-humored down to his very last bone, Wayne Keller is not the person his parents expected. With his wicked wit and morbid interest in chaos, all it takes is one thing to push him off that final ledge into accepting his true nature. Now all he's got to do is hide it, pretend like he's not beginning his own rise to infamy and planning a space for himself beside all the great villains of the time. The way to do it? Easy, follow the one simple, unspoken rule of his Illinois town: don't be yourself. And then there's Elliot Romano, an Italian boy who can't seem to be anything but his clumsy self.

In hindsight, their lives were perfect. Alisa Lucas is the epitome of a perfect child, with her above average grades, an unstained record, and incomparable obedience. Despite her seeming perfection, she's trapped in a relationship that threatens to drag her down the path of destruction. Matthew Weiss is a professional with a career and a reputation to protect. With his charm and personality, any girl would be hooked. Who would have guessed his unhealthy obsession with an unrequited love? Caleb Hainsworth lives for his dreams and happiness. But as he is forced to choose between the two, which will be worth losing everything for? The girl of his dreams or the dreams of his childhood? Jacquelyn Cox's sole priority is Volleyball. With her one-track ambition to win championship, she shouldn't have time for anything else. But she finds herself entangled in a suffocating web of relationships, where escape was slim for the prison they created. In their interconnected stories, often consumed by despair and regrets, who will find happiness? Cover by @guyswithguitars Blurb Edit by: @drwhogivesadamn

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

++ "We sure are cute for two ugly people" ++ When a witty and charming spirit sneaks into the soul of a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the social skills of a tree, the spirit suddenly becomes his alter ego and tries to help him capture the attention of girl. "This is like Deadpool. Falling in love. Plus the humour, minus the blood and gore. Downright funny really."

"You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

A dialogue short story about the things we wake up to that remind us there are still things in this life worth waking up for. ante meridiem - [adv. & adj.] "before noon;" Abbr: A.M. Or a.m. [credit to owner of image (not me)]

They are the elite: the people to be, the group to be a part of. They are The Ivy League. When sarcastic, headstrong Courtney Meyers receives an invitation to join them, nothing is ever the same again. Laughter, tears, obnoxious pranks, love and betrayal; with Courtney, every moment is one to remember.

Will Ivan finally be able to let go of his past? Or will his memories of Stef still haunt him? - The Sequel of The Final Prayer