Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Of course ever since those two have disappeared when you guys were children, you've gained a life. Very Normal, calm, and peaceful. And It all turns into a horror movie with just one. Wrong. Move.

"Love is poison. It gets in your system and weakens your defenses. That's why the only antidote is loving more." ((I own the quote above as well as the story plot! Any youtubers mentioned were NOT created by me!)) ((COVER ART BY: Gabbi Nilson)) DrNarwhal6999 Has been an amazing help to this fanfic!