" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

Albums/EPs Included: ♡ The Voice ♡ Dollhouse EP ♡ Crybaby Bonus Songs: ♡ Dear Porcupine ♡ Rough Love ♡ A Million Men ♡ Bones Are Blue ♡ Curly Cue ♡ Race ♡ Birthing Addicts ♡ Bombs On Monday ♡ Smoke ♡ You Love I ♡ I Think I'm Crazy ♡ Night Mime ♡ Gold Diggin' Love ♡ Wicked Words ♡ Can't Shake You ♡ The One ♡ Run ♡ Interval ♡ Blue Blue Knees/Next Time It Rains

"you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire it. you need it." |lowercase intended| |sequel to drop dead|

"and this," dan exhaled, bruises peppering his moonlight-lit wrists as he turned the trickling, metal faucet and ceased the bone-chilling water. phil's azure irises lingered dismally on the hanging corpse; a man drowned by his own undying secrecy. "is how to get away with murder." |ex-cop!phil x murderer!dan| |rated r|

This is just a small book filled with prompts and ideas for various phanfictions, aus and oneshots. Please feel free to comment any other prompts and i'll try to post them in this book :-) Disclaimer: I do not own Dan or Phil in anyway or any other youtubers, films or books mentioned in this book!

This book contains all the lyrics to every Twenty one pilot songs (Actually just the three released albums, I might add the other ones some other time.)

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.