"You're kinda cute" "Which kind of cute? The 'oh my god I want to pinch your cheeks!' type of cute or the 'I would make out with you so hard' type of cute because my goal in life is to be both of those" or the one where Calum is kinda cute and Michael never realized it until now.

❝ would you please stop spamming my imessage with emojis ❞ ❝ uh, no ❞ - a book of random malum conversations © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

where luke's mom sells luke at a garage sale as a prank and ashton just so happens to be the buyer. ❝ hey, it's better than ebay, kid. ❞ ▹ © 2016 -violence All rights reserved.

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved