"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.

This is the second book to my 1st "Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Imagines." I highly recommend checking out my first book, where it all began! These two YouTubers have changed my entire life. They'd saved me countless of times, and made me feel so loved when I felt the loneliest. This book is filled with happiness, sadness, joy, tears, laughter, and silliness! I hope you enjoy my work, and be able to get enjoyment from it! I've loved these two for a very long time, they will always have a special place in my heart. Without further adue, ENJOY LOVELIES! *WAPSHH WAPSHH* BUH BYEEEEEE! <3

This about my class surviving the zombie apocalypse this is totally my opinion so if you don't like it don't read if you ever want something to happen comment And it just might