COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel

⚠️WARNING: NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET EASILY OFFENDED⚠️Ever stuck in a situation that needs a good comeback? Is someone being a jerk and you want something to say back? World's Best Comebacks will be by your side to give you ideas for funny and amusing burns for those around you. Need a good laugh after a quiz? Stuck at a sleepover that's got no more fun left to it? World's Best Comebacks will make that boring situation turn into the best time ever! GETTTT WREECCKKEEDDD!!!! Read wisely! =================================== IF YOU PLAN TO USE ANY OF THESE COMEBACKS PLEASE DEDICATE IT TO ME IN YOUR BOOK. DON'T COPY THE COVER EITHER. THANK YOU. ==================================== Inspired by you! Send me your ideas in the conversation section of my home page! ==================================== Send a comment saying #Watty's if you plan on voting this for this years Watty's!!Thanks again guys and girls and keep on reading!!

Sarcastic comebacks

Because these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!

"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepens the kiss. My eyes widen and I try to push him away. This isn't part of the deal. He pulls away, a full on smirk plastered on his face. "I lied." He confesses, turning around. "She wasn't coming." Then, he walks away.

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

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