Lists of very effective Pick Up Lines. Its not a list....its a bunch of sentences one below the other that are numbered. Wait it is a list.... But these are different....You have Harry Potter, Twilight, Christmas, Valentines' Day and many more types of Pick Up Lines and you know the normal ones.... Here's a sneak peak: I've got skittles in my mouth...Wanna taste the rainbow? They're better ones than that....trust me... So basically its a book with Pick Up Lines designed for you to woo some person in which you have special feelings for...or not....whatever.... ENJOY! :D

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*

In Love with my dad's best friend? Sure I have loved him from the time I was a 7 year old. But now, every touch or look from him makes me feel hot and tingly all over But in love or lust ... With a man I call Uncle??????

These are a couple of the most cheesiest cheesy of all cheesyness cheesy pick up lines xP Read it I assure you you'll smile :)

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Cute, adorble, and dirty pick up lines. I just found em online

"Babygirl," he whispered, his forefinger and thumping touching her chin, tilting it upward to watch her dark brown eyes. "Yes, Daddy?" She whimpered, biting her bottom lip and feeling the sticky wetness on her panties. "Let me make you feel so good." He leaned down, capturing her mouth into a rough kiss, earning a loud moan from her lips. A story about a 33 year old, Liam James Payne, CEO of Payne Inc., who starts a kinky relationship with his night fling's younger sister, Cassandra O'Hara, a 19 year old struggling to pay for Mother's medicines and treatments. COPYRIGHT © WRECKINGSTYLESX 2015. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Just make sure you remember it and don't mess it up.