"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

I took in a sharp breath at the abruptness of his movements. My back hit the wall and his hands went on each side of my head, his pelvis pressing against mine in order to keep me from leaving. Leaving was the farthest thing from my mind. The places he touched smoldered and tingled, causing my heartbeat to become erratic. We both gazed at each other intently. "Don't deny it; I know you want me," he whispered, tantalizingly. "No, I don't," I lied, bitting my lip to keep from telling the truth. His eyes swirled with anger and flashed with hurt. He leaned in and placed his lips beside my ear. A shiver rippled through my body in response. "You're lying. Tell me," he demanded. I shook my head desperately and with that, he pressed his lips to mine hesitantly. He placed one hand on the nape of my neck and the other slid down the full length of my side. He gripped my hip and pushed us together even more, removing his lips from mine only to pepper kisses along my collarbones. I moaned and arched my back, making him grunt in return. I trailed my fingers up his chest and grabbed his face, mashing our lips together once again. "Be mine."