Imagine this: you are a small loner cat that lost your mother and sister in a fire long ago. You now live in a barn with your brother and father peacefully, until one fateful day ruins it all. A terrible natural disaster wreaks havoc upon your young life and you are forced to see watch your own brother killed right infront of your eyes. You are almost killed by heights, drowning, and starvation before you wake up to find the Clans. The Clans turn out to be helpful and give you special herbs to keep you alive. But as an unexpected twist appears around every corner, you are prophecized to save the Clans from an evil that they have already defeated. This is the life of young Curl who is thrown into the midst of all of this, and is forced to keep the Clan alive on what little information he has. Follow Curl on this thrilling adventure through the extraordinary life of one incredible cat. Book started on December 5, 2014. Book completed on February 20, 2015. ~BOOK ONE OF THREE~

Tigerstar: Grr. I hate everything. Grr. Sandstorm: Aw, Tigerstar, don't be such a hater. Tigerstar: Grr. Sandstorm: That's it. I guess I'll have to bring out the peacekeepers. Tigerstar: I love peacekeepers. Because they don't keep peace. They destroy it. Sandstorm: I know. Why are they called that it again? Tigerstar: To trick people obviously *snicker* Sandstorm: Probably. Tigerstar: Yep Sandstorm: Probably. Tigerstar: Shut up. Sandstorm: Probably. Tigerstar: STOP!! Sandstorm: Proba- Tigerstar: I WILL MURDER YOU AND CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE MOUTH! Sandstorm: *silence* Tigerstar: Thank you. Sandstorm: Probably. Tigerstar: URHGHHHHHHH I HATE YOU SANDSTORM! Sandstorm: :D - Welcome to WattyClans Official Spoof Book, 101 Ways to Annoy the Dark Forest! We've noticed that only a few to none spoof books have anything to do with the Dark Forest, so we decided to do something original :) We hope you enjoy our spooftastic book! [Cover: Spiritmoonz]