I honestly don't know what this will end up being. I'll write whenever I'm tired so you know it's gonna be good. Adding the mature label just in case *wink wonk*

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READ THIS STORY AND LEARN ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND GREAT SAL-LAD IS. IF YOU START THIS STORY, YOU PROMISE THAT YOU WILL RESPECT SAL-LAD AND YOU WULL NEVER CONFUSE IT WITH SALAD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!

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