MY MIND IS SO RANDOM I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Random Percy Jackson jokes

Here comes thoughts from my brain to your computer screens, or your tablets, or your phones, or your google glass. Who even uses google glass anyways? Seriously. Who does? Random stuff I thought of, and Internet quotes.

Haha! Just some random PJO jokes!

This book is filled with things i find online or make up about Percy Jackson and the gang. I hope you read this book it is gonna be good. OK so This is the new description. I am a huge fan of the series Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus. I am a little weird because I read HoO first. when I finished MoA that is when I read PJO. So any who. this is a book of all the different stories that come to my mind or I read and love, or jokes. It will be very random. Also most ship stories will be romantic. I like romance. No I am not Aphrodite. Also I have written other books, so if you like my stories check them out. All characters belong to Uncle Rick. I hope you enjoy. So yours in all demigodishness peace out ~ Leo Valdez

warning⚠ do not read if you are easily offended a book to annoy, prank etc. use it at your own risk. different ways to annoy and prank people. give me your suggestions, let your creativity flow people! not held accountable for any unicorns, potahtoes, or flying pineapples. { humor#56 }