**Now featured on Wattpad's Official Lord of the Rings Fanfic Reading List!** Lily Petrova is not like most Hobbits: she craves adventure instead of despising it. She shared a common interest with a certain Bilbo Baggins back when they were teenagers, but time changed Bilbo, and they grew apart. While his hunger for adventure disappeared with time, Lily's never faded. Lily's life changes one fateful night, but is it for the better or worse? Could this adventure she'd always dreamed of going on prove to be too much for her in the end, or will she stick it out?

Get ready.... For the most epic.... Most craziest.... Most random.... Lord of the Rings Fanfic.... You Have Ever Read In Your Life *CRAZY EXPLOSION* The explosive conclussion to the Tales of Random Craziness and Humor trilogy is here! Your favorite characters from the first two books are back! New characters are arriving! There will be chases! Races! Parties! Evil kittens! Jedi Elves! (and hobbits) Fourth Wall Breaking! AND EXPLOSIONS OF RANDOM CRAZINESS AND HUMOR!!!!!!!! So what are you waiting for? Why are you still reading this? GO READ THE STORY!!!!

Akin to my Super-Hero trivia, I write a question, you answer it in your head, then scroll down to see the answer. You may comment whether you are right or wrong. There will be questions from: The Children of Hurin, The Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings, Unfinished Tales, The Lays of Beleriand, The Hobbit, and any other random tidbits I may pick up along my way. I hope you enjoy. P. S. Unless I'm writing on my phone, I am unable to get all the dot's, and dashes, and all that rot that goes above a lot of elvish words. Don't judge me.

Hobbit parties! Prankster Elves! A flying goat! Youtube! Romance! (sorta) Bad haircuts! Earthquakes! First dates! The Force!

Boom. Boom. Boom. The earth crackled and shook like the thunder in the heavens had pelted the earth with its voice. Doom. Doom. Doom. What if Samwise Gamgee never existed? Would the Fellowship still have triumphed? Undoubtably, not.

It has been nigh on two hundred fifty years since the destruction of the Ring and peace thrives in Middle Earth. Men, dwarves, elves, and hobbits live side by side in harmony, or do they? The Elves disappeared from Middle Earth nearly two hundred years ago and no one knows where they went. All they know is that one day they all vanished. Except for one. Illeandir has searched Middle Earth for two-hundred years, ever since a deadly attack that began everything. He scoured the land for a single scroll that holds the location of the lost Elves. But that too is lost. With no idea where to begin looking, Illeandir visits an old friend who may have a clue to where the scroll hides. Persued by orcs and goblins, who will stop at nothing to kill him, he makes his way to Gondor where he discovers the scroll doesn't exist. The hiding place of the Elves is a long kept secret by an elf long dead. But visions tell Illeandir otherwise; to revisit a time in his past he'd rather forget.

" As wild as the Rangers of the North, as brutal as the Orcs, and as beautiful as the Elves." Evelyn is known as many things: a warrior, a bad attitude, destruction embodied, and a person with a record of vaporizing anyone that she didn't like. But that was all before she barged into the Council of Elrond, uninvited; with a plan to help accompany the Ring-bearer to Mordor. Saucy and battle-willed till the end, Evelyn delves into the journey of the Fellowship-- her devastating skill with steel and her unquenchable determination becoming a pillar for the group. But underneath the guise of a warrior, what the Fellowship doesn't know are the secrets that lie within-- and the demon of vengeance that awaits for the perfect opportunity. Because even though she may be their only hope, she can also be the sword of their destruction....

Perhaps the best of tales are the ones that might have been. The ones that delve into the depths of lore and grasp something unexpected, something that should've remained hidden for all time. Perhaps the tales left unexplored are the ones that need to be told the most. "I'm enchanted! I don't think I have read another story quite like this that is this authentically elvish... It is a true treasure on here!" ~Aiwren "I'm enjoying this! Your style is very fitting. Well done!" ~ EpicRedpenn "Wonderfully penned. I cannot express how much I love your work, it's like reading an undiscovered chapter of Tolkien, even. I can't wait for more!" ~Dreamescape07 "Indeed, most tales of Middle Earth do not come from an Elf's eyes. Yes, they do see all, and that is the pity of it. If you look into an elf's eyes, you will see Time itself. Pools of memory, lakes of sorrow and springs of joy. The elves are where sorrow and joy meet. Perhaps that is why they are so intriguing. " - Susanna Chattaway

Ever ask yourself: "why is Smaug so evil? Yeah he is a dragon, but why?" Well here is what I think of how Smaug started. A/N: I obviously don't own Smaug and middle earth.

'Doomed sleep until the time When it is right to awaken Unaware of the mountain she must climb Her past, present, and future forced to be forsaken, The maiden sleeps, unwilling to stir Until the loud, blaring horn, causing the ground to be shaken, Raises her from the dead, and into action she is spurred.' When a young girl wakes up in the middle of a forest in the company of a strange, hooded figure who claims to be her guide, she is unaware of what to do. She cannot recall how she got there, why she might be there, or even what her own name is. Unsure and afraid, she must force herself to trust the unusual man to lead her across Middle Earth to Lothlórien, where it is said that the lady Galadriel can give her answers about her identity and her purpose, which could very well change the course of her world's history. (A Lord of the Rings Story) *I am aware that there are two forms of Elvish; I will be using both as I am able to translate as needed. **I have noticed that many LOTR stories have very similar storylines on here. If you are reading this and you feel that it is a copy of your own, please let me know and I will try to fix it so that it is not so similar. ***All rights belong to J.R.R. Tolkien and New Line Cinema. As everyone always says: No copyright infringement intended.